February 2012
Watchpin-peyeh-obe:
femfatale:
What the fuck did I just watch
shit, i sound exactly like her when i’m excited about things
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Is it just me or do hairdressers intentionally...
Me: Hey can you layer it lots and make the front longer than the back [to stop my hair from being a goddam triangle and also its the manifestation of my secret wish to look like kim pine]
Hairdresser: *visibly sneering at my ridiculous and unfashionable request* Yeah, sure!
Hairdresser: *hacks off tonnes from the bottom, and doesn't layer at all, like literally not at all, and makes the back longer than the front, so not only do I now look like this: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzy3b78xSh1qafu7s.jpg but also like I have a goddam mullet.*
Me: thanks bro I'm really looking forward to the next three months.
Hairdresser: that's $35 dollars
The main reason I don't like pop music.
I find it hard to believe that there are actually people so knuckleheaded that all they care about is drinking, having sex and going to stupid parties. I am skeptical that the people that sing about raisin’ their glass in the air because they’re so free and stuff really are genuinely that stupid. And I really, really don’t believe that anyone can be that contented in life doing...
The thing about Legal Studies is that it’s like modern history but people actually care about your opinion. Like, no kidding, one of my homework questions is “Outline your opinion on the verdict.” I like that in a class.
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Went fishing for the first time
didn’t catch any goddam fish… goddam drunks taught me to fish wrong…
Sorry I haven't been posting very many real posts...
By real posts I mean like… my usual regime of comic scans and music and like not just repetitive text posts and reblogs. What can I say, I haven’t been feeling myself lately. Too much to do… I’ll do some good posts tomorrow
Things I am glad exist
Batman: The Animated Series
Green Tea
Daniel Clowes
“It Tears Me Up” by Percy Sledge
Kim Pine
Ukuleles
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Imagine Albus Severus coming out to Harry....
Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay And he was the wisest man I’ve ever known
Albus: Dad, you say this every time i tell you something. stop. just stop.
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A: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out
H: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew
A: Dad this response is really getting old
H: TWO HEADMASTERS
A: Yes, I get it two hea—
H: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN”
A: Da—”
H: THAT I EVER KNEW”
BRAVEST AND WISEST”
TWO OF THEM”
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Are any of my followers into Existentialism?
Because I feel like discussing Beauvoir at length but in “real” life I get made fun of for getting really into deep-thinking philosophies and also nobody I know in “real” life would be comfortable with me applying Beauvoir concepts to LGBTQ circumstances.
There should be like a social networking website for people that want to discuss philosophy.
Whats the word for when a band’s musical style is really epic-sounding and makes you think about how good it feels when you’re in a moshpit jumping around and its way too hot and then you put your arms in the air and the lights turn blue at the same time and there’s all these lasers and you feel like cool air and light is filling you up and you’ve reached nirvana.
You know what's weird
In that one episode of mlp with the great and powerful trixie how she’s all like ‘anything you can do I can do better’ but she doesn’t actually try to do what like applejack and rarity does she just like, beats them up. and everyones like ‘wow so good!’
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It was hard to take The Handmaid’s Tale seriously at first because in the first couple of chapters every time she passes someone on the street or wherever she talks about how she wants to touch them. Not like, sexually or anything. She just wants to go up to strangers in the street and like, touch their faces. I laughed for a really long time but then I was like “now I am sad”...
we are but dust & shadow.: inside-illusion asked:... →
stfuconservatives:
stfuconservatives:
That having a period or jerking off also destroys “potential” life. The fact that you are not having sex at this minute is technically obstructing potential life. An egg is not a “potential chicken,” it’s an egg. An acorn is not a “potential…
Pro-lifers should read “the handmaid’s tale”
