All I know is, when I see a “beautiful” woman I’m usually...– Daniel Clowes, Ugly Girls
tell me if this a good start to a short story
The bright lights twinkled on the horizon, blinking red here, blue there. Slowly, sweetly, softly, the city winked and flickered and shifted – the beast slept. Barren land stretched off in every direction- stretched for miles and miles and miles. No disturbance to the tranquil night air – no disturbance to the freshly fallen due or the fog that sluggishly crept along the ground. Then – Aah!...
a haiku about sleep
Can’t get to sleep. Ugh. Try turning pillow over? Nope. That doesn’t work.
fuck assignments they suck and are dumb
I just want to watch Batman
I used to have nightmares about that one scene in Aristocats where Maurice falls off the car and it’s like she’s gonna be left behind.
we like to party
we like we like to party
pahh I want a pen pal
to mail things to because I like to mail cool stuff someone be my pen pal lol like actually tho
I hate it, hate it, hate it:
When people say they’re socially awkward when you meet them like “oh sorry I’m rly awkward lol” but they’re not at all they’re like some god damn social butterfly in every other situation. Maybe if you really stressed out about what to say so much that you don’t say anything at all, then we’d have something in common. Then it wouldn’t be...
last night I had a nightmare that was so bad and so scary that I cried from relief when I woke up for like ages. It changed me.
Penny Wong for PM
I don’t care that she’s a senator.