Faux Punk Fatigue

i think ive posted about this before but i have such a love/hate relationship with arcade fire like...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:30:07 +1000

i think ive posted about this before but i have such a love/hate relationship with arcade fire like i love

their lyrics are witty and quite poignant
their music has quite a stylistic variation from song to song
their songs are catchy
sometimes their lyrics/the general mood helps me to figure out my shit
they make me feel really introspective and like im in a movie where the main character stares wistfully out of the window of a moving car into the rain and is all introspective

but i hate that

they are mad pretentious
their lyrics are really first world problems-y like they’re all about the emptiness of suburban life and angst and stuff
oftentimes when i listen to them i want to run away to the wilderness and/or drown myself at a secluded beach

the gym gave me a free t shirt

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:23:59 +1000

the gym gave me a free t shirt

went to the gym and picked up things and then put them down again and then i rode a bike that...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:19:40 +1000

went to the gym and picked up things and then put them down again and then i rode a bike that doesn’t go anywhere i feel both like I’ve accomplished a lot and like I’ve wasted my time

gonna change my url

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:16:14 +1000

what should i change it to these are my options:

malteser-falcon
malteserfalcon
nakedmunch
dr-bees
death-to-videodrome
five-deadly-lemons
five-deadly-denims

jaimepapier: Gifs du jour. Gromit <3

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:07:10 +1000

jaimepapier:

Gifs du jour. Gromit <3

I Must Confess in Threes

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:16:32 +1000

Blab: Three secrets I'm keeping.

Mwah: Three people I'd like to kiss.

Similar: Three members of the same sex I find attractive.

Different: Three members of the opposite sex I find attractive

Pastime: Three hobbies I have that I would be embarrassed to know someone discovered.

Doing: Three habits that I have.

Psst: Three things that I've always wanted to tell you.

Shh: Three things I wouldn't wan't my parents to know

Dream: Three wishes I have.

Want: Three things I would do to you if we were alone.

sometimes you meet someone and you think they’re so cool that you just wanna sit near them and...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:29:23 +1000

sometimes you meet someone and you think they’re so cool that you just wanna sit near them and absorb their charisma through osmosis

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Wed, 22 May 2013 22:50:02 +1000

i can’t wait to be old i’m gonna get to read so much stuff and look at so much scenery...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:14:06 +1000

i can’t wait to be old i’m gonna get to read so much stuff and look at so much scenery and plus once i reach 113 i can skate on down to wherever the hip young folks hangout then and in a whithered voice croak: ‘hey my hip young parsons i am officially a teenager too! second win!’ and do a round of high fives and maybe a kick flip

bitcorn: just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:34:50 +1000

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

“The more they told me: you’re a girl, you can’t paint...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:59:51 +1000

“The more they told me: you’re a girl, you can’t paint graffiti, you can’t go to subways, because you’re a girl, you’re a mere female; I had to stand up and just shut them up.” —Lady Pink

workman: likeafieldmouse: Tom Phillips - A Humument...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:32:20 +1000

workman:

likeafieldmouse:

Tom Phillips - A Humument (1966-73)

“In 1966 Phillips set himself a task: to find a second-hand book for threepence and alter every page by painting, collage and cut-up techniques to create an entirely new version. He found his threepenny novel in a junkshop on Peckham Rye, South London. This was an 1892 Victorian obscurity titled A Human Document by W.H Mallock and he titled his altered book A Humument.

The first version of all 367 treated pages was published in 1973 since when there have been four revised editions. A Humument is now one of the best known and loved of all 20th Century artist’s books and is regarded as a seminal classic of postmodern art.”

There’s an iPad app for this. Well worth it:

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/a-humument-app/id402755491?mt=8

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:31:57 +1000

i keep being like ‘i want to get a gym membership so i can be really healthy and drop the vast...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:23:07 +1000

i keep being like ‘i want to get a gym membership so i can be really healthy and drop the vast amounts of weight i gained from trialling medications’ and i walk into a gym to get a form and everyone’s there looking at me and they’re all like really buff guys making fun of each other for lifting weights wrong or drinking protein wrong or reed thin women making fun of each other for fake tanning wrong or using machines wrong or taking diet pills wrong and it’s just a culture of shame and unhealthy competitiveness and i walk in there and see everyone and i just walk right back out again.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 20:06:07 +1000

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Tue, 21 May 2013 19:49:14 +1000

wow okay cool thanks for sending me scenarios to write in fancy ass prose guys wow thank

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:53:38 +1000

wow okay cool thanks for sending me scenarios to write in fancy ass prose guys wow thank

tarassaco: W.S. Burroughs disegnato da Charles Burns

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:52:19 +1000

tarassaco:

W.S. Burroughs disegnato da Charles Burns

i want like a big coarse baggy denim jacket to wear over a hoodie and it would have lots of inner...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:51:20 +1000

i want like a big coarse baggy denim jacket to wear over a hoodie and it would have lots of inner pockets

guys I'm having some serious writers block

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:42:00 +1000

so send me an idea/scenario and I will make a chunk of short story about it in an attempt to get back my flow/groove/mojo